Perhaps corporal punishment isn’t such a bad idea after all

Come on kids, get your shoes. It’s time to leave.

Hey, why don’t you have your shoes on yet? I said we have to leave. We have to go NOW, come on.

Get your shoes! WHERE ARE  YOUR SHOES?

Anna! Eric!

GET.

YOUR.

SHOES.

NOW!

{sigh}

Come on kids, out the door. Out out out. Go get in the car, don’t play in the dirt on the way.

Out the door! Come on! Out, out!

Are you staying here? NO! Get out the door!

GET.

OUT.

THE.

DOOR!

Please get in the car right now… NO! Do NOT play in the dirt!

Eric, get off the swing, get in the car.

Anna, please stop picking flowers, you need to get in the car.

Get in the car!

GET.

IN.

THE.

CAR!

NOW!!

Come on kids, get in your chairs.

We’re late now, just get in your chairs.

Anna! Get in your chair!

Eric! Get in your chair!

GET!

IN!

YOUR!

CHAIRS!!!!!

 

I don’t know why I try to take you anywhere.

 

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6 responses to “Perhaps corporal punishment isn’t such a bad idea after all

  1. oh my gosh, I’ve SOOO been there! Great post…made me laugh out loud! Glad I found the blog through the hop, will be back to visit again soon!!!

  2. It’s dizzying isn’t it? If you are up for a reading suggestion, try “Parenting with Love and Logic.” It was a game-changer for me.

    of course, beating my head against a wall helps too. 🙂

  3. Mary

    Oh do i ever feel your pain………..big sigh…………after big screams and threats to leave someone behind but you just cant or want to…but SH*T! Put on your shoes!!

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